It all started when our cousin Jacob wouldn't shut the fuck up...
Shit My Kin Says
“The role of women is simple. Stay at home with our children while the men work. Men protect and defend. It’s natures way.” You know what’s not natures way?? Having no fucking brain.
“The USA is a piece of crap! I’m moving and creating my own government on an island! I will create my own community! I’ll be the governor!” But most importantly the people will be as ignorant as you.
“I want to learn songs on the piano..and I’m DONE. You have to teach me the piano my way..” Because Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, and Tchaikovsky all agree there is no musical method and scales are unimportant. They’ve been doing it the same for thousands of years for a reason, douche bag.
If it were for me, I wouldn’t want a wedding… “It’s a shame you were born into my family..” …What..What are you implying?! *twitch*
If the government thinks for one second they can reign over the internet, they have obviously never messed with us before. We are not another country they can invade. We are not another attack mission they can carry out. If for one second they think this will be easy, they should think again. We will not stand down. We will not stay in silence. We will not accept cyber genocide. And we are not going down without a fight!
REBLOG AND WRITE TO CONGRESS.
“I can only date a girl between 101 to 145! Anything more or less, I can’t! Not 100. Not 146.” And with your riveting looks and hot bod, of course you have the leisure to choose.
“I can’t go into strip clubs because I fall in love with all the strippers and want to give them all the money I have.” I can see where you have economic issues…
“Hey, do you think I’m immature?” … “cos, my mom said I was immature. Maybe because I’m 26 and still living with my parents…Nah, that cant be it!” No, not at all…
